I dance, I entertain, and I also babysit a bunch of no game, drooling ass grown men who need to walk up a few flights of steps, cause their game is in massive need of a makeover….step it up boys (by Ali Lee)
So this is the story of what happened to me the other night when I was dancing on my stage at opera nightclub, the largest, most exclusive venue in Atlanta. And when I say dancing I don’t mean bouncing my ass or going low to the ground with the whole stripper, “cant actually do a dance move” thing. I’m talking technique, turns, rhythm variation, costumes, and hard core sweat. Fuck glistening like a lady. When I dance, I sweat. So mind you, this doesn’t look like a game when I’m on that stage. And, of course the many gentleman in the venue want to talk to the dancer so they all politely cum up to me time and time again, I guess not realizing the beats about to drop and the bass is about to start kickin, which is basically my go hard signal, and ask me where I’m from and what my nationality is, and other ridiculously boring questions. *side note* do you really think your the first guy to ask me where I’m from tonight? And if you say no, then do you really think you’re THAT good looking that you can also be boring and totally unoriginal and STILL be the one to leave the lasting impression it would take for me to think about you twice??? honestly fellas. Never give yourself that much credit. Also, if you ARE that good looking that you don’t have to be interesting or original to get with a female, then its safe to say, your girl is a bimbo.
Then there are the dues that come actually SIT their happy drunk asses down on my stage and I’m like, “oh please excuse ME…I’m only doing sick ass moves right here, but really don’t mind me. After all, this is YOUR world I’m just here being irrelevant. Then they look at me like I must be crazy when I politely tap them on the shoulder and say, “get the fuck off my stage home boy.” Id like to take this opportunity to say that when a female seems like she must be crazy, she likely is…..so it would be your best bet not to fuck with her. Either that or you just did something really dumb and shes totally accurate and not crazy at all. Probably both have happened to you once or seven times in your life.
Anyway I have side tracked. The point of all this is that those dudes are perfectly annoying, but also perfectly harmless. Or maybe they are just bright enough to peep my gigantic security guards near me at all times….however, some dudes are not harmless, instead they are grabby, handsy and feel extremely overly entitled. I meant to ask the last guy that grabbed my crotch when I bent down to politely answer the 15th dude asking me where im from, what exactly gave him the audacity to even think bout putting his hands on me, but after grabbing him up by his collar and twisting his arm up around his back, pulling him a solid 2 inches from my face and telling him if he ever put his mother fucking shit on me again he was gonna be walking outta that joint carrying his teeth in a plastic cup, my security came to drag his sorry broke married ass outta there, so I didn’t have a chance to ask questions.
In conclusion, if you touch a girl that didn’t ask you to touch her, you are a douche bag. Not just in that moment, but in every day life. And its something you should work on because there are way to many douche bags runnin around this planet as it as and as I have stated before, original is a good thing. Also you should work on it because one day you might grab the wrong girl and she might pop the buttons offa ur stupid shirt and thoroughly embarrass you in front of all ur, divorced/pasty skin sporting, super cool friends. Some females are a force you ought not reckon with